What I do in college.

Accounting class is so boring

I think that I might cry

Accounting class is so boring

I think that I might die

Accounting class is so boring

Why, oh why, god why?

“Because,” said the good witch, “in order to get a good job, you must make yourself miserable and learn a skill that you’re bad at, in order to go to a job you hate every day, just to make not-enough-money to buy things you don’t really need.”

“Oh,” said Dorothy, “does this mean that I’ll never make it to the top 1% income bracket, you know, the 1% of people that control 90% of the world’s wealth?”

“That’s exactly right, my dear. Toil all the while for nothing.”